Tuesday, September 29, 2009
From Catholic News Service:
WASHINGTON (CNS) -- Though Bishop William F. Murphy of Rockville Centre, N.Y., concedes there's no political will in Washington to include illegal immigrants in health care reform, he believes it's the country's moral obligation to ensure that everyone in the nation receives proper medical care.
That includes those who enter the country illegally, he told Catholic News Service in mid-September.
The "big three" in the health care "reform" models are Abortion, Contraception, and Illegals. We don't want abortion funding. Well, tough, it'll be in there. We don't want contraception funding. Well, tough, it will be in there. We don't want illegals included. Well, tough, it will be in there.
The blind spot that the illegal cheerleader lobby has overlooked (willfully, I think), is that you won't be able to pick or choose from among the big three. By pushing for illegals to have access, the Bishops are aiding and abetting the expansion of abortion and contraception; Obama and the Democrats will not have a health care bill that doesn't include illegals, abortion, and contraception. That's the "big 3".
What the Bishops fail to realize is that by advocating a government takeover of health care, they're holding the door open for the very beast that will chew up Catholic healthcare and spit it out.
Read all about it at Catholic News Service:
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Vijaya Dashami also known as Dasara, Dashahara, Navaratri, Durgotdsav... is one of the very important & fascinating festivals of India, which is celebrated in the lunar month of Ashwin (usually in September or October) from the Shukla Paksha Pratipada (the next of the New moon day of Bhadrapada) to the Dashami or the tenth day of Ashwin.
In India harvest season begins at this time and as mother earth is the source of all food the Mother Goddess is invoked to start afresh the new harvest season and to reactivate the vigor and fertility of the soil by doing religious performances and rituals which invoke cosmic forces for the rejuvenation of the soil.
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Best love quotations
“Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes.
Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers' tears.
What is it else?
A madness most discreet,
a choking gall and a preserving sweet.”-------William Shakespeare.
“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud...”----- -The Bible.
“Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age.” ----John Dryden.
“Like music on the waters is they sweet voice to me.”-------Lord Byron
“Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our love to others, and others' love to us.”----- Thomas Trahern.
“Never close your lips to those whom you have opened your heart.” ------Charles Dickens
“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”----Charlie Brown.
“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...”------- -Elizabeth Barrett Browning
“The hottest love has the coldest end.”----Socrates.
“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.” ---- Mother Teresa
“True love is a discipline in which each divines the secret self of the other and refuses to believe in the mere daily self.”----- -William Butler Yeats.
Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.”------- -William Shakespeare.
“It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.”--- Samuel Butler.
“Love has features which pierce all hearts, he wears a bandage which conceals the faults of those beloved. He has wings, he comes quickly and flies away the same”---- Voltaire.
“All days are nights to see till I see thee,
And nights bright days when dreams do show thee to me.”-----William Shakespeare, "Sonnet XLIII"
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.”------Aristotle
“Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.” -----Edna St Vincent Millay
“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.” ------ Natalie Wood.
“True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations; it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart”--- Honore de Balzac.
“Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?” ----Richard Bach
Popular Love Sayings will help you in expressing your love thoughts in a more presentable style. There are many famous figures who have spoken about love. Given below are some Love Sayings for you beloved and friends. Enjoy the Famous Love Sayings.
Top Love Sayings
When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
~ Elizabeth Bowen
So dear I love him that with him,
All deaths I could endure.
Without him, live no life.
~ William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet
The most precious possession that ever comes
To a man in this world
Is a woman's heart.
~ Josiah G. Holland
You love simply because you cannot help it.
~ Kim Anderson
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.
~ Hubert Humprey
Hearts are not to be had as a gift
Hearts are to be earned...
~ William Butler Yeats
True love doesn't have a happy ending:
True love doesn't have an ending.
Love is not a matter of counting the years...
But making the years count.
~ Michelle St. Amand
A heart that loves is always young.
~ A Greek Proverb
If I know what love is,
It is because of you.
~ Herman Hesse
All love that has not friendship for its base,
is like a mansion built upon the sand.
~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Love is the emblem of eternity: it confounds all notion of time: effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end.
~ Germaine De Stael
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
~ Samuel Lover
The life and love we create is the life and love we live.
~ Leo Buscaglia
You don't love a woman because she's beautiful,
She is beautiful because you love her.
Love looks through a telescope; envy through a microscope.
~ Josh Billings
True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.
~ Antoine De Saint-Exupery
Just because someone doesn't love you
in the way you want them to,
doesn't mean that they don't love you
with all they've got.
Love withers with predictability; its very essence is surprise and amazement. To make love a prisoner of the mundane is to take its passion and lose it forever.
~ Leo Buscaglia
To get the full value of joy
You must have someone to divide it with.
~ Mark Twain
In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
~ Janos Arany
Love doesn't make the world go round,
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
~ Elizabeth Browning
We are all born for love...
it is the principle existence and it's only end.
We can only learn to love by loving.
~ Iris Murdoch
Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
Love is a fruit in season at all times,
and within the reach of every hand.
~ Mother Teresa
Since love grows within you, so beauty grows.
For love is the beauty of the soul.
~ St. Augustine
You can give without loving,
But you cannot love without giving.
~ Amy Carmichael
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
~ by Karen Sunde
What the heart gives away is never gone ...
It is kept in the hearts of others.
~ Robin St. John
The human heart, at whatever age,
opens to the heart that opens in return.
~ Maria Edgeworth
Love, you know, seeks to make happy rather than to be happy.
~ Ralph Connor
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
~ Thomas Fuller
Paradise is always where love dwells.
~ Jean Paul F. Richter
True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart.
~ Honore de Balzac
Thursday, September 24, 2009
dasara sms, dussehra sms:-
THIS DASARA SHOWERS UPON
May this Dasara,
light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,
And dreams for a year full of smiles!
Wish you Happy Dasara.
Wish u happy dasara. Festival of Durga Astami , Ayuda puja , & Vijaya Dashami to all of my friends.
May this Dasara,
light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,
And dreams for a year full of smiles!
Wishing you Happy Dasara.
Soneri Suryachi...Soneri Kirane...Soneri Kiranancha....Soneri Diwas....Soneri Diwasachya...Soneri Shubhechchha....Keval....Sonyasarkhya Lokanna....!Happy Dasara....!
RAWAN ke 10 Sar, 20 Aakhein, par Nazar Ek hi ladki par, Aapka Sar 1, Aankhein 2, par Nazar har ladki par. Ab batao ki.? Asli Rawan kaun.? Wish u HAPPY DASARA
ravan ke das sir dekhke mera dost bola ki yeh apne dus siron ka bhar kasain uttha leta hain hum to ek ka bhi nahi uttha pate sachin says tenshion hi itni thi unke pass ki das siron ka sahara lena pada
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Blake Lively dated actor Kelly Blatz from 2004 to 2007, the two had been friends since childhood. In late 2007, rumors circulated that Lively was dating her Gossip Girl co-star and former childhood classmate Penn Badgley In May 2008, People magazine published photos of the two kissing while on vacation in Mexico. Lively and Badgley have since become more open about their relationship, which has made it a favorite topic of the tabloids
Sunday, September 20, 2009
EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,(In Urdu)
EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!! By Uzzal
Subeh Subeh uthke ho jawo Fresh,(In Urdu)
Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK By Uzzal
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,(In Urdu)
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet, By Uzzal
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK. By Uzzal
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad,(In Urdu)
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eidday.
AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU (In Urdu)
AaPi sHakO tO AapNi doStI mAgU ChU,DiL tHi DiL nO sHAkaR MaGu cHu,fiKaR na KaRo DoSti per JaAn luTaVi dAiS,EID no vYaVhaR cHe kYa,EIDEE maNgu cHu, WISHING A VERY HAPPY EID MUBARAK
SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, (In Urdu)
SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt, uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL
.*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*.*
I wish you ALL a very happy
I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik
May the blessings of Allah fill your life
May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarik
May Allah bless you on this auspicious
May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarik
Missing you alot on this Eid
Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .Happpppy Eid Mubarik
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, In Urdu
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK.By UZZAL
May this...Eid bring Fun (In Urdu)
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes By UZZAL
Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,(In Urdu)
Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA. By UZZAL
Hope Love and Laugher
Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak. By Sania
Many are the wishes that are being sent
Many are the wishes that are being sent your way, but the is a special one for a very happy Eid Day. By Sania
Scented Eid Wishes
Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished By Sania
Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.By UZZAL
Friday, September 18, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.
A perfection of means, and confusion of aims, seems to be our main problem.
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?
All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.
All that is valuable in human society depends upon the opportunity for development accorded the individual.
All these primary impulses, not easily described in words, are the springs of man's actions.
An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.
Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction.
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Concern for man and his fate must always form the chief interest of all technical endeavors. Never forget this in the midst of your diagrams and equations.
Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized.
Everything should be as simple as it is, but not simpler.
Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted.
Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.
Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
Force always attracts men of low morality.
God always takes the simplest way.
God does not play dice.
God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed.
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
Human beings must have action; and they will make it if they cannot find it.
I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - this is a somewhat new kind of religion.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Well, Fr. McBrien is up to his old (and getting older) tricks. This time, in his dissent-o-pulpit in the National Catholic Reporter, he said the following regarding Eucharistic Adoration:
"Eucharistic adoration, perpetual or not, is a doctrinal, theological, and spiritual step backward, not forward."
Gee, considering where the "forward-thinking" post-Vatican II types have been leading us for 40 years, maybe a step backward isn't such a bad idea.
But consider how, in this case, "reaching back to antiquity" is a bad thing. Yet when the dissenters want to trash the liturgy, they appeal to some old, long outdated practice as justification for their novelties.
So I suppose the only conclusion one can draw is this: that appealing to antiquity, in the dissenters eyes, is only a bad thing when it leads us closer to Christ.
Father Z gives McBrien his good-ol' RED LETTER treatment over at WDTPRS?:
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
What Obama *didn't* say:
"Hi kids, it's me, your dear leader. I'm here to implore you to stick with school, so that you can become good citizens - plus, with all my entitlement programs, we're going to need many of you to foot the bill! So work hard, kids!"
Monday, September 7, 2009
- Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
- True luv is hard 2 find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the luv inside of me is true. It appeared the day i met you!
- I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden. i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean. i asked God 4 an angel & he gave me u!
- I believe that God above created u for me to luv. he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!
- If i died or went sumwhere far i'd write ur name on every star so everyone could look up n see u mean the world 2 me.
- One day youll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and youll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.
- If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer, you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily.
- Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!
- Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.
- You need Money to call someone Honey.
- My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.
- We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet , WHY ?
Because their both hands are free.
- Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
- I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
- TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...
- It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
- It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.
- Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them because you won't know how important they are until they are out of your life...
- Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...
- A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???
- Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love...
- True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
- Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
- FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
- LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
- I håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...
- Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
- Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
- Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
- WOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...
- No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
- Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.
- It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
- It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
- I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
- People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
- Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.
- There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
- The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
- Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
- Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
- I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not
- Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
- Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.
- LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT.
- You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
- There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple is true, I love you.
- I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!
Saturday, September 5, 2009
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE hain
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
Gum woh cheez hai …
Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai …
Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai..
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta tha……
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthar hi tha..
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
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- I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.
- Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.
- When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
- The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
- Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"
- I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.
- Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.
- The only people whom I greet "Good morning" are those who are smart, cute and malakas ang sex appeal. So, pano ba yan? E di good afternoon na lang sayo!
- "Learn to appreciate art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How could I appreciate you, then?"
- You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!
- We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.
- Kung akala mo importante ka sa akin, kung akala mo may tiwala ako sayo, kung akalamo namimiss kita at kung akala mo friend kita…Korek ka dyan!
- I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?
- Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!
- I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature".
- Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.
- How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!
- Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!
- Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!
- Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
- Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
- I've just heard a funny joke. I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha! Want to hear it. Biruin more…..cute ka raw? Hahahaha!
- While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
- Bakit exciting ang text? 1. Kasi pwedeng magpacute and pangit. 2. Pwedeng single ang married 3. Sa text bida ang sinungaling 4. Sa text bistado ang kuripot.
- Smile is the secret to stay young and cute. Naks, bakit ka nakangiti?
- What is the difference between cute and feeling cute? Cute is the one who sent this and feeling cute is the one reading this. He...He...he... Text mo sa iba para ikaw naman ang cute!
- I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.
- I'm thinking u. I want to be with u. I am longing for u. I have a crush on u. I want to hug and kiss u. I love u. Ikaw, love mo rin ba ang letter u?
- If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
- No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!
- If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!
- Anong animal ang hindi sigurado? Eh di BAKA! Ano naman ang pinutol? E di CAT! E ano naman and laging ayos? E di OX! Ano ang laging nauuntog? E di DOG! E ano naman ang pangit? E di COW!
- I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.
- Between the thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there's only one today and I wouldn't let this day pass without saying this to you - ang cute ko, grabe!
- When I say good morning, it means I'm thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.
- I saw someone at the mall. So cute, smart-looking, simple, elegant, and looks like a celebrity. Kainis paglapit ko nauntog ako. Salamin pala!
- Just got my medical exam results. Malala na ang sakit ko. Everyday lalo akong gumaganda at wala raw gamot dito. But don't worry, di daw nakakahawa. Safe ka.
- You're like my asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can't get you off my head. Like my car, you drive me crazy. Like dentures, I can't smile without you.
- Fifty years from now, tanda na ko nun! Di na cute, wala ng appeal, uugud-ugod, nguya nganga, dala baston. Pero pag uso pa ang text, iti text pa rin kita.
- You think I'm nice, I think you're nice. You think I'm kind, I think you're kind. You think I can be trusted, I think you can. You think I'm cute, and I think you're right.
- You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
- If you're like my pillow, you're huggable. If you're like my cell phone, you're smart. If you're my chocolate, you're sweet. If you're like me, grabe and cute mo naman!
- Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
- You'll never know who your friends are… till you stumble and fall. And till you feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, "Yan tatanga-tanga kasi".
- Any man who can text while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the text the attention it deserves.
- If you're not cute don't continue reading this.... Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! Lupit mo!
- A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, a colon, or an exclamation point... So don't dare to kiss me coz I might get crazy,?.!
- The Pinoy politician does not fail to smile in front of the camera. Why? Guilt tickles when there is too much light.
- This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
- Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don't be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath. Good a.m.
- Newsflash: Policemen saving a woman who appears to be jumping off a building. Policeman: Bumaba ka dyan maraming nagmamahal sa yo! Woman: Wag kayo makialam, di ako makapag -send!
- If only I'm an angel, I'll protect you. I'll lend you my wings. I'll watch over you. But I'm not an angel, hawig lang.
- When a veteran actor dies, women weep. When a young actor dies, girls cry, "Sayang!"
- I don't know how to say this. We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you're the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!
- The smell of a woman should stay with you. The smell of a man should come to you as you go to him and leave you with only a memory, not a headache.
- Kahit NISSAN ka STAREX ka ng buhay ko, masKIAnong mangyari, HONDA kitang pagMAZDAn at SUZUmpang SUZUKIlian ka ng buong katapatan. DODGE what friends are FORD!
- A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
- What do you do when you see an extremely cute person? Ako, I stare at the person and smile, but when I get tired, I just put the mirror down. Nakakangawit eh!
- No one is too fat to run, except the Pinoy policeman.
- Help! Nasa presinto ako. Nahuli kasi ako while I was working kanina. The charge was possession of cute face. I had no choice but plead guilty. Lakas ng ebidensya nila e!
- How to spot a texter? 1. may muscle ang thumb 2. barok magsalita 3. may bangga ang auto 4. laging nakayuko 5. nakasimangot dahil di makasend.
- Five reasons why I keep texting you: 1. You made me feel welcomed 2. You made me smile 3. You appreciate my thoughts 4. You spend time reading my messages 5. Di ako kuripot tulad mo!
- When you feel left out and all alone, just try to close your eyes for a moment and think of me. Afterwards, you will suddenly smile and say, text ko nga ang cute na yon!
- Ang ganda ng umaga because of you. Ang ganda ng dream ko, it was all about you. Ang sakit ng ulo ko, puro you na lang ng you. Sabi ni doc, maybe because I miss you.
- When she talks about the town, she calls it news. When the town talks about her, she calls it 'tsismis'.
- I looked at the sky. The sky is beautiful. I looked at you. I looked at the sky na lang ulit.
- Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness. You see, money is not everything. Therefore, if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!
- I'm afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don't know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.
- Some people choose friends who are thoughtful and caring. Some prefer those who are smart and good looking. When you chose me, pinakyaw mo na lahat.
- Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.
- I know you've got plenty of friends. Some are old, some are new. Some are false, some are true. I may not be your perfect friend, but one thing I will always be - the cutest you've got.
- I live a very difficult life. I'm always hurt! Whenever people call me cute, good looking, smart and lovable, I'm always hurt! Totoo pala, the truth hurts!
- I asked my guardian angel for a friend whom I can love forever. She gave me you. And so I called on her again and asked: "Wala na bang iba?"
- Yesterday is history.... Tomorrow is a mystery.... Today is a gift.... That's why its called the present!
- I'm not sure what life could bring you. I'm not sure if dreams do come true. I'm not sure what love can do. But I'm sure about one thing. Cute tayo.
- Let go of the one who makes you cry. Let go of the one who breaks your heart. Let go of the one who causes you much pain. But never let go of me because mahirap maghanap ng cute na ka-text.
- People are always looking for cute ones, the perfect ones, the gorgeous ones, the smart ones, the sweet ones. Lagi na lang ako! Ako! Ako!
- If you save this message, it means cute ako. If you edit it, cute pa rin ako. If you delete it, naiinggit ka kasi cute ako. Pero kung ipoforward mo, pinagkakalat mong cute ako.
- What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.
- I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn't know I've influenced you that much!
- Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.
- Playboy, speaking to a girl: "I want you to know that I value our relationship very much. In fact, I find you as my most favorite girlfriend."
- Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
- If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!
- When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear. Cause love is blind!
- Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?
- When I was lost, you were there. When I was down, you were there. When I was bankrupt, you were there. When I almost died, you were there... Teka, baka ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko!
- It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.
- Dear fellow texters, Due to Globeline problems, we are experiencing delayed messages. This is why as early as now I would like to greet you a Merry Christmas.
- Trivia: Having a good laugh with friends stimulates endorphins, the brain's natural painkillers. So if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend, I can lend you a mirror.
- When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
- There are now three ways of describing a glass with water half of its volume. It is either half-full, half-empty or half-safe to drink.
- He loves his girlfriend more when she is not around.
- I may not be Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I may not be Coca Cola, only the real thing. I may not be Nido, the world's number 1 but I can be PLDT, clearly for you.
- Nasa bundok ka, mahuhulog cell phone mo at girlfriend mo, anong gagawin mo? Magpakatotoo ka brother! Sagipin mo ang cell phone mo at sigaw mo sa girlfriend mo, text na lang kita!.
- Someone claimed that Maria Clara could not be the model of Filipino women. "History never mentioned that she brushed her teeth," was the explanation.
- The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.
- Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. Kainis, I have both.
- I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand but the water washed it away. I wrote your name every where! Hinuli ako ng pulis!
- When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!
- At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping, 2.3 million are falling in love, 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie in the whole world is reading this message. Naks! Nakangiti na yan!
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May you begin this day
May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
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I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day
morning has come in a special way
Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
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Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning
Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
The Word 'Hello' means H
The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning
Your soul came back
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.
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- God gave me you so I won't be blue, to keep me company so there's no need to worry. Through good and bad, I know, I have a friend so dear, so true, and that friend is you. Take care!
- The texts u send me nite & day lyk jewels in my hart dey stay...And so 2 God I always pray d best of blessings be urs each day.
- I woke up 2day smiling as I recall our friendship because I know that years from now, I will still be waking up smiling 4 the same reason.
- A warm HELLO doesnt come from d lips, it comes from d heart; doesnt have 2 b told, it has 2 b shown; doesn't have 2 b given, it has 2 b sent.
- When a friend needs your love, show him you care. If he needs attention, let him know you are there. Be ready to help him when his load becomes hard to bear. Because you can't be a friend until you learn to share.
- A SMILE is a way of writing ur thots on ur face, telling others dat dey r ACCEPTED, LIKED & APPRECIATED. So here's a BIG SMILE just 4 u...(",) GUD AM !
- Pipol vanish, pipol die. Pipol laugh and pipol cry. Som giv up, som wil try. Som say hi, while som say bye. Othrs may 4get but nvr wil i.
- I miss u wen ders no reason, how much more if der was?I mis u even F we talk, how much more F we Don't? I mis u after we're 2geder, how much more F i c u never? i mis u now, how much more l8r?
- i dont regret d things i hav done n d things i didnt do. 4 sumwer along d way i must hav done sumthing ryt coz i ended up w/ a frnd lyk u.
- To forget u is hard to do n to forget me is up to u. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.
- With atomic & meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse seismologicaly trembles evrytym i grit a person w/ catastrophic magnitude of character & charm... volcanic lover.
- Keep me as a friend and i will keep u in my heart lock it up.. throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me...
- GoD GaVe u 2leGs 2 walk, 2hands 2hold 2ears 2 hear 2eyes 2see But Y? did he GiVe u Only 1 Heart? b'coz He gave da 1 to someone 4 u 2 find!!!!!!!!!
- A SIMPLE good evening becomes a special greeting wen sum1 so dear it is heartily given...Because u hav 2 me a wonderful meaning. Take care!
- Life they say is touch n go. Some people you know may only be there for a time. Some may go away but people who find you special will always find ways to stay.
- The answer to the mystery why people fall in love over and over, despite all the pain inflicted, is because the good times (no matter how brief) make it all worthwhile.
- One measure of friendship consists not in the number of words that friends can discuss, but in the number of words they need no longer mention.
- Never take for granted every person close to your heart, coz u might wake up one day and realize that you've lost a diamond coz u were too busy collecting stones!
- If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
- When everything goes wrong, push! When u wish for something, push! When people don't understand, push. When u wish for love, P-ush U- ntil S-omething H-appens!
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The cast was shooting a roaring ’20s style party scene for the upcoming third season of Gossip Girl.
Other pictures include Blake wearing American Eagle’s Artist Jean in NYC while shopping and grabbing lunch on September 2.
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